Savage Lovecast Episode 802

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.7 • 6.3K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

A man matched with a woman in an ethical non-monogamous relationship. She proposed they meet at a lifestyle club. He had never heard of lifestyle clubs before and wonders if this is an elaborate scam to boost the club’s membership. Is this on the up and up? A man started seeing a new woman, and it’s time to share his kinks. He is into cross-dressing. (Ho hum.) And wearing maxi pads. (Oh my!) How can he tell her this without scaring her off? Speaking of scaring people off…our What You Got is extra spicy today. In what must be our first combination of a What You Got and Darwin Award nomination, a man inserted the straw from a can of spray foam insulation into his urethra, and pressed the button. Dr. Susan MacDonald, the intrepid researcher and Urology Professor, presents this case study with more calm than most of us are capable of. And, a domme woman is trying to get pregnant with her sub. How can they adjust their sex practices to maximize the chances of fertilization? We’re looking for answers here. [email protected] 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. They make it easy to build a website or blog. Give it a whirl at Squarespace.com/Savage and if you want to buy it, use the code Savage for a 10% off your first purchase. Today’s Lovecast is brought to you by MeUndies.com: High quality, super-comfortable, good looking undies. Get 15% off your first order when you go to MeUndies.com/Savage. This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep-the best mattress for your individualized comfort. Right now, get up to $200 off ALL mattress orders at HelixSleep.com/SAVAGE.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the microversion of the Savage Love Cast at Savage.lo.
0:23.3	We could use a good sex scandal right about now. One or two or three
0:28.8	to distract us if only for a moment from the state of the world. Which is, as I'm sure I don't need to tell you,
0:36.0	not good. Now, when I talk about a good sex scandal, I don't mean anything non-consensual or
0:41.6	clerical and I don't mean something like the New York Post finding out a paramedic has an only
0:46.3	fans account because paramedics aren't paid for shit and then outing her and ruining her life,
0:50.6	which happened just a couple of years ago. Now, those aren't good sex scandals. Would I prefer,
0:55.8	or long-time listeners are no doubt familiar with my sex scandal. Brethren says, what I prefer
1:02.0	is some family values conservative asshole getting caught doing something. Well, to be honest,
1:07.5	getting caught doing something I might have signed off on in a professional capacity if someone
1:12.4	who wasn't a conservative family values Republican wrote in and asked for my okay to go do that thing.
1:18.5	And you know what? There was a really good sex scandal like that just a few weeks ago.
1:23.2	But it kind of fell through the cracks because the news is what the news is right now.
1:28.4	But I don't think we can afford to let a good sex scandal go to waste. Not at the moment.
1:34.8	We need sex scandals. Right now, my audience is during the depression needed Busbee Berkeley musicals.
1:41.2	So for you, for my listeners, I'm going to reach into the crack this sex scandal fell into. I am going
1:48.0	to grease up my arm to the elbow and reach deep into this crack and pull this sex scandal out and
1:54.9	share it with you because I care. All right, without a doubt, you all remember that ad the club
2:02.1	for growth ran against Howard Dean in 2004 or not. Most of you probably don't even remember who
2:08.8	Howard Dean is. He was the Democratic governor of Vermont and he ran against Georgia W. Bush in 2004,
2:14.8	which is back when we all innocently believe that George W. Bush would go down in history as the
2:20.0	worst president we'd ever had or ever would have. Dean for a moment for a few months was insanely
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