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We have gay marriage here in the United States of America, as I think everyone is now aware, but we still have our religious idiots.

Religious idiot of the day, conservative activist E.W. Jackson, who, friendly atheist drew our attention to this.

In an interview with World Net Daily's David, somebody or other, said that we know same-sex sex, sex.

We know homosexuality is unnatural because little children find it icky.

That if you but two little kids look at two men kissing where you explain gay sex to them,

they go, ew, gross.

Of course, if you explain where babies come from to small children, daddy puts his penis in

mommy's vagina and moves it around until something leaps out of it and then that becomes you.

Kids typically go, ew, gross.

Rarely when you explain heterosexual sex and where babies come from to a small child,

you get a reaction like, oh, my goodness, doesn't that sound lovely?

I'm looking forward to experiencing sweet, sweet heterosexual intercourse after marrying an opposite sex partner,

who like me will be a virgin on our wedding day.

Kids don't say that when you

explain straight sex to them. They say, ick. Little kids, even the ones who grow up to be straight,

they think sex, gay, straight, everything in between is completely gross and utterly disgusting.

And, you know, they have a point. And if we're going to start declaring things unnatural because

kids find the Mickey, then we're going to start declaring things unnatural because kids find the Mickey,

then we're going to have to get the broccoli out of the supermarket. So, yeah, we still have our anti-gay religious idiots here in the United States, and we tolerate them. They're allowed to go on their little radio shows and say they're very stupid things. And then free speech, we're allowed to critique the very stupid things they say on our little podcasts.

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