Savage Love Episode 558

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Society & Culture

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 July 2017

⏱️ 53 minutes

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A gay marine wants to keep his dick locked up in a chastity cage. His problem is...wait. Isn't that first sentence enough for you? A straight man has noticed that ALL of his friends are into feet. Why would this be? On the Magnum we welcome Mistress Matisse, to talk about her new magical lube. Also with Mistress Matisse, how can you explain the beautiful bruises your dom gives you? 206-302-2064 This episode is also brought to you by Audible. Get a free 30-day trial at . Today’s episode is also brought to you by Blue Apron- the delivery service that sends you fresh ingredients and incredible recipes so you can make fabulous meals at home. Check out this week’s menu and get your first 3 meals free by going to .

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.5	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:16.1	while there's nothing you can ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:25.9	On Saturday afternoon, gay supporters of Donald Trump and the organizers are right not to use LGBTQA, LF, TSQNBIA, supporters of Donald Trump.
0:36.0	Since sexual minorities for Trump seems to be an exclusively
0:38.7	gay white male head trauma on Saturday afternoon gay supporters of Donald Trump gathered on the
0:45.5	mall in view of the White House and they rallied all 10 of them. If you haven't seen the pictures,
0:53.1	if the news about this hilariously empty rally was
0:55.6	crowded out of your timeline by the president's latest bullying sexist tweet storm,
1:00.9	oh man, the picks are worth looking up. There's a really good one at the new civil rights
1:06.6	movement.com and man, is that picture mortifying? Mortifying in two ways. First, it has to be
1:14.6	mortifying for the organizers who must have been embarrassed by the non-turnout, although it remains
1:20.3	an open question whether politically clueless assholes who are incapable of feeling shame are
1:24.3	somehow capable of feeling mortified or embarrassed.
1:28.3	And secondly, the picks are mortifying to the vast and overwhelming majority of other
1:31.8	queers in this country, the LGBTQ, ALFTSQ, NBIA community, who reject these flaming
1:38.2	ass hats and their red MAGA hats.
1:41.3	The organizers of the event, they were mortified for a moment for as long as their
1:45.7	pathetic little rally lasted. The rest of us, however, the overwhelming majority of
1:49.7	queers, we are constantly mortified by these people because we are asked by straight people
1:54.5	again and again and again to explain the existence of gays for Trump, all 10 of them.
2:01.2	How'd that happen?
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