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Over the last week, the leaders of Sheshnia, a member state of the Russian Federation,

have had this to say about gay men.

There aren't any gay men in Shashnia.

If such people existed in Sheshnia, law enforcement would not have to worry about them, as spokesperson for the leader of Shashneya said, because their own relatives would have sent them to where they could never return.

Another spokesperson for the Shashnean government told the New York Times that gay men are like insects.

I never saw them with my own eyes and I never heard of them.

I never thought of them.

In my 50 years, I have never seen a. I never thought of them. In my 50 years,

I have never seen a gay man. I see flies. I see mosquitoes, but I have never seen a gay man.

And the leader of Shashnya, Ramsena A. Kadrov has pledged to rid the region of gay men by Ramadan,

which is coming up in May. Odd that you had pledged to rid the region of something that doesn't exist in the region

because other spokespersons for Cheshneaschina's leader are saying there are no gay men in Cheshne.

There are insects, other kinds of insects, but none of those insects known as gay men.

So weird that he would pledge to cleanse Cheshneia of the gay men who already don't exist in Sheshnia because their families have

already killed them. These statements were all made after reports emerged from Shashnya of gay men

being rounded up, put in a concentration camp in Grosny, beaten, tortured, murdered, forced to

reveal the names of other gay men.

And the gay men who aren't being murdered in this concentration camp are then released,

beaten and bruised and broken to their families who are expected and often do finish them off.

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