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If we didn't have a Utah, we'd have to make Utah up.

Just reading a news story from Fox 13 News, Salt Lake City.

Apparently, the city council in Lehigh, Utah has voted to rename, change the name of a street in Lehigh.

The name had been Morning Glory, but a company called Exact Ware, which was constructing a new building on the street, felt that the name Morning Glory conflicted with their international corporate image.

So the city council voted unanimously to change the name of Morning Glory Street to Morning Vista Street.

And I'm just wondering how long it's going to take the forces of dorkness on the internet to get together and come up with a new meaning for Morning Vista that conflicts with ExactWares international corporate image.

It seems like it would be easily done.

Morning Glory, of course, has a sexual connotation, apparently, according to one of the city council members.

Morning glory, I guess, is early a.m. sex.

You roll over and fuck the shit out of each other.

That's Morning Glory.

Could have been worse. Could have been Glory Hole Lane or something.m. sex, you roll over and fuck the shit out of each other. That's morning glory. Could have been worse. Could have been glory whole lane or something. Morning glory seems pretty tame as sexual connotations go. But what could Morning Vista be? I really feel like we should push back against this, you know, infantile corporate sex negativity and make sure that Morning Vista itself soon has a sexual connotation that offends the good and decent corporations of Lehigh, Utah.

I'm thinking that view from, you know, when a man and a woman, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much and daddy goes down on mommy first thing in the morning and looks up from her pussy and sees her tits in the soft morning light, her face, that would be a lovely morning vista, those sort of rolling hills.

So perhaps that should be what morning vista means now.

It is the view from the pussy of the person eating the pussy first thing in the morning while you're having morning glory sex or something.

Anyway, that little bit of stupidity came to us courtesy of a savage love reader.

A little more sex stupid last week.

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Marriage comes to us from nature.

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