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So, I'm on vacation.

I am not actually here.

We did not record this this week.

We recorded this a couple weeks in advance,

which means I am speaking to all of you in the future from the past.

And I have nothing to rant about because usually I like to talk about things that are in the news,

but I don't know what's in the news right now.

So whatever's happening that might piss me off.

You can have to imagine what I might say about it because I can't really say anything about it.

Because it hasn't happened yet for me, although it's happened for you.

I will say this though. I am vacation, unless the plane I was on that was taking me to vacation

crashed into the Pacific Ocean, in which case I and my family are all dead, which will be

very sad if that comes true.

But I'm on vacation, which is a good thing.

And I want to thank my

husband and Canada boyfriend in America, Terry, for this vacation that we're on. And

just throwing this out there is an example as to why people should be a little more chill

about their partners and the decisions they make. Because like earlier this year in the middle

of winter, Terry booked us a vacation in Hawaii in late July,

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