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It's mid-October.

You know what that means?

That means Halloween is coming, and I'm going to beat a deceased horse that I like to beat

annually, which is sexy, sexy Halloween costumes.

A lot of my friends on the left have a problem with sexy, sexy Halloween costumes. A lot of my friends on the left have a problem with

sexy, sexy, sexy Halloween costumes. I think it's sexist, sexist. And you go to the store and

there's the sexy nurse and the sexy doctor. And of course, the sexy nurse costume is always

more revealing than the sexy doctor costume, but nowhere is it written that a guy can't wear

the revealing sexy nurse costume for the record. And people go on and on about, you know, what it means.

And now I'm going to reach back to June when the gay pride parades were happening.

And a lot of straight people say when gay pride parade come around and, you know, the flatbed trucks go by with the dancing go-go boys in their underwear and a lot of gay people in crazy outfits and costumes parading around on the streets straight people will say we don't have a straight pride parade

why do you have to have a gay pride parade and my response is always you don't have a straight

pride parade and you need one you need to have a moment where you can go out in public and really

celebrate your sexuality as straight people and a a lot of cultures have it. Carnival in Brazil, fashion, in Germany. We really don't have it here. You know, there's been attempts to get Mardi Gras off the ground here and there outside of New Orleans. And really what is Mardi Gras? But a decadent straight pride parade. Show me your tits. Like what is that all about?

But what is happening.

What's emerging is Halloween as the straight pride parade where straight people go out and still gay people go out.

But straight people in ever greater numbers and there are much greater numbers of straight people generally than there are of gay people go out on Halloween in crazy ass revealing costumes and they live their sexuality a little bit in public and they have fun and they get drunk and they show off and it's all really healthy.

So all my friends, all my sex negative, subconsciously sex negative, perhaps friends on the left who have a problem with sexy, sexy Halloween, shut the fuck up.

Straight people need it.

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