Sasheer Looks Like A Gymnast Who Did Well

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

This week begins with a discussion of if spit is just sweat from your mouth! We learn about women’s hormones in their 30’s, check out Nicole’s new tattoos, discuss everyone’s experiences with haunted houses (read the McKamey Manor Waiver here - https://imgur.com/a/d27ZLa9 [imgur.com]), and read about the arrest of Stacey Dash. Nicole & Sasheer answer listener questions on living with your best friend, and being friends with your partner’s friends’ wives. Plus, we hear a fun story about how Best Friends helped a teacher with their classroom cursing! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: [email protected] (424) 645-7003‬ This episode is sponsored by Lightbox Jewelry (www.lightboxjewelry.com/bestfriends code: BESTFRIENDS), Bombas (www.bombas.com/bestfriends), and High & Mighty (www.designedtobestuckup.com/bestfriends).

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0:00.0	Welcome to best friends!
0:13.0	I'm Nicole Byer.
0:17.8	And I'm Sissia Zameda.
0:20.0	Oh, that's an interesting way to say it.
0:24.0	What an interesting way to talk.
0:26.6	I thought it was fun.
0:27.7	Can we just talk about your outfit?
0:30.8	Okay.
0:32.0	You walked in and I was like, yes, America.
0:34.9	You look like a space woman for America, but then also a gymnast who did well and got to put her windbreaker suit back on.
0:46.0	Because you know how sometimes when they don't do good, they got a shiver?
0:48.4	I do. Is that the rule?
0:51.5	Sorry, we're taking your windbreaker away from you.
0:53.8	Hell yeah.
0:54.6	You got to make them earn it. Yeah, I have, yeah, I love this jumpsuit. It's all windbreaker material. It's a urban outfit. I actually haven't seen anyone else in it, but. Well, you got it on the sail rack, so nobody else wanted it. That's why you're not That nobody was. It was truly the one, the only one of these on the sail rack. They were like, please take our space suits. It was sitting in the corner all by itself for so long. Get out here. Well, I'm trying to go places. I know. I'm trying to go to space. Absolutely. In my show choir in high school, we had windbreakers.
1:29.6	Like we had like a track suit thing, which like we thought was so cool.
1:33.3	But looking back as like, we're not doing sports.
1:35.6	No, not at all.
1:36.4	We're dancing.
1:38.3	But a windbreaker is for sports?
1:44.9	Like gymnasts will get in them after, and I see runners after.
1:50.1	Yeah.
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