Sasheer Is Fiddling with Her Sprinkler with Amber Ruffin & Lacey Lamar

Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 11 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Sasheer spent a lot of time outside trying to fiddle with and fix her sprinklers. Nicole has decided that her sprinklers have a mind of their own. Sasheer recounts her time being at a Sheryl Crow concert. Nicole’s nipples hurt because the temperature in her apartment was adjusted to freezing. Anyways, it’s time for Besting Each Other! Nicole and Sasheer welcome Amber Ruffin and Lacey Lamar to the show. Amber’s favorite thing about Lacey is that she is nice and kind. Lacey loves that Amber can make her laugh at the most inappropriate times. Amber thinks Lacey has too many animals. Lacey thinks Amber needs to get more clothes. Amber thinks that she and her sister would die instantly on Survivor. Lacey thinks she would do better on Survivor because she’s been preparing for the Zombie Apocalypse. Tune in to find out how they did on besting each other and enjoy the impromptu spelling bee at the end. This was recorded on Sept. 11th, 2023 Check out the Amber & Lacey, Lacey & Amber Show on iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network. https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1119-the-amber-lacey-lacey-amb-112881431/ Check out Sasheer’s Comedy Special “First Woman” on 800 Pound Gorilla or for free on Youtube. https://800poundgorillamedia.com/products/sasheer-zamata-the-first-woman No BuzzFeed quiz this week. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: 424-645-7003 [email protected]

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0:00.0	You know, let me know when you're fucking starting another and you're ready to go.
0:15.3	I can't believe I already poor Jordan, for this episode you have two tracks for this year.
0:26.2	One, for me, the professional. I remember it had to do the fucking episode this time.
0:32.8	That was wild when I was like, how do we do this? Yeah, you always forget how to do this episode.
0:39.6	LOL. Hi, Sishir. Hi, Nicole. How are you? I'm good. I spent a lot of time outside,
0:48.8	just fiddling with my sprinkler system, like the old man that I've become. I like this. Fiddle,
0:57.5	fiddle, fiddle. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what's happening. Even have issues with those sprinklers.
1:03.3	I know. I like, I don't know what to do. I got someone like change the whole thing and now I can
1:11.2	control it on my phone, but also like sometimes zones don't go off and I don't understand why.
1:18.8	And I'm like, did I just fuck up my yard? Should I have left it alone? No.
1:25.2	It'll get there, but just like, I don't know. My sprinklers go off at like 3 a.m.
1:32.4	Sometimes 2 p.m. Sometimes 6. I've decided that my sprinklers are a living thing and they can do what
1:39.6	they want to do. It's just when they feel like it. Whenever they're moved, whenever the fuck they're
1:48.2	moved, they can go off, but it is funny that sometimes I'll be in my room and I'll be like,
1:54.0	it's 4 a.m. and there's just like water happening. Yeah. I mean, I think it is better at night or
2:01.9	early in the morning because it's not getting immediately dried by the sun. So it like settles
2:08.1	into the soil. It's like that song. I'm gonna soak up the sun. I'm gonna tell everyone to
2:19.3	you like me. Okay, you don't know it. But that is that is a song, right? I'm gonna soak up the sun.
2:30.3	Yeah, that's Cheryl Crow, I'm pretty sure. I saw at Bonnaroo a few years ago and she was like
2:38.0	on one of the, it was like a early slot like 3 p.m. or something. It wasn't like one of the prime time
2:42.5	slots and everyone was like loving every minute of it singing her songs back to her and she was
2:49.0	like, you guys know my songs? Aren't you like 19? And everyone was like, yeah, but we still know it.
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