Sardonicast #41: Midsommar, Southland Tales

Sardonicast

Arts, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 August 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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0:22.0	3. 2. 1. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference. We're Sardina Kast.
0:24.0	And Madam, for your movie sucks.
0:26.0	Did we do the opening last time?
0:28.0	Like, uh, the three of us introduce us.
0:30.0	Uh, we kind of get distracted.
0:32.0	We keep forgetting to do it.
0:33.8	You know who we are.
0:36.2	I'm Dick from Dick the moviemaker.
0:38.5	What the?
0:39.5	Do I have to do a dick one as well?
0:41.2	I'm dick from everything from I Dick everything.
0:43.0	I Dick everything.
0:45.0	Oh God.
0:46.0	Have you ever heard that there's a parody song on YouTube
0:50.0	called The Fresh Prince of Dick Butte where it's like the it's no it's the best thing in the world and it's like the it's the fresh Prince of Bel Air theme and this guy doing a really really funny impression of Will Smith's voice as he's
1:04.9	singing the song and he replaces pretty much I don't know every fifth word
1:10.2	with dicks in your butt.
1:14.0	And so he's the fresh prince of Dick butt.
1:17.0	And you're moving with your auntie and uncle to get Dicks in your butt.
1:20.0	So I hail the cab and yelled, yo Dick, in my butt.
1:26.0	Like a couple of guys who were up to no good started putting Dick's in my butt.
1:31.0	Oh, it was, everybody should look this up.
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