Sardonicast #29: Green Book, The Celebration

Sardonicast

Arts, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2019

⏱️ 116 minutes

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0:00.0	3. 2. 1. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy SEALs and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire
0:25.4	U.S. Armed Forces. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with
0:31.6	precision, the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth
0:35.2	mark my fucking words you think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the
0:40.4	internet think again fucker as we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
0:54.0	You're fucking dead kid. I can be anywhere anytime and I can kill you in over 700 ways
1:00.0	and that's just with my bare hands.
1:02.0	Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat,
1:05.0	but I have access to the entire arsenal of United States Marine Corps
1:09.0	and I will use it to its fullest extent
1:11.0	to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the
1:13.7	continent you little shit if only you have known what unholy retribution your
1:18.2	little clever comment was to bring it down upon you maybe Maybe you would have held your fucking tongue, but you couldn't. You didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
1:32.0	Hi everyone. Who is that? God damn.
1:37.0	It's the Navy SEAL copy pasta. Yeah, man. It's a meme.
1:42.0	Somebody on 4-Chairchan got really mad at somebody
1:45.0	and decided to be an internet tough guy,
1:47.0	and then everybody copied and pasted it.
1:49.0	We're Sardonicast, everybody.
1:52.0	Have you ever had one of those written about you?
1:54.0	Like they just like swap the name.
1:56.0	Yeah, people people write copy-pass this on my sub-rated all the fucking time
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