The Todd Glass Show is presented by O.C.B. Rolling Papers.

Hey, hey, hi, hi, beautiful, well listen, I realize that the show is probably coming

out a little late today, it's my fault, everything's my fault.

But it's here now, Sarah Squirm is our guest and the rest is self-explanatory, no long

opening today.

So enjoy the show, thank you Cameron and Leo for doing my website and keeping those dates

up there, just put a ton of dates up there, thank you, good sir, good sirs, Cameron and

Leo, I don't take you for granted, thank you.

You are now joining the Todd Glass Show already in progress.

All right, all the mics on, yeah, the mics are on, the levels are good, Aristotle, he listens

to this, he's edited, he's not here, hi Aristotle, everyone's here, Aristotle, we love you,

hold on, go ahead Cam, are you, are you yours on, hi Aristotle, I don't know, we're coming

through the house, is the thing, okay, go ahead Cam, hi Aristotle, oh thank you, this

part gets edited, that's something, hi Aristotle, I believe it is, this is the cold opening,

see I do a opening into my phone, I already said you're joining the Todd Glass Show

already in progress, they tune on, we'll say in high to Aristotle, the audience listening

gets it, they're like oh that's Aristotle, they say hi to him because he hasn't been

in the studio, usually I think we're going to edit that out, we end up leaving it in,

so we're glad you're here, let's, let me tell you something, let me set the stage and

then we're going to go in for the big opening, that's the cold opening right there, it's

a very smooth show, Alexa stop, thank you, Alexa play Metallica, Alexa, she's turning, I

feel bad for a person that yells at their Lexa, even though, you know there's some, it could

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