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🗓️ 30 November 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey gang, welcome to SmartLess. We are a sweet new podcast, starring myself Sean Hayes, |
| 0:12.8 | Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, and we are complete idiots. So what we do is we bring |
| 0:17.6 | on a guest and we ask them stuff and they make us smarter. Hopefully, it's super cool. |
| 0:22.2 | So please, come with us and enjoy the show. |
| 0:24.8 | Smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart, smart. |
| 0:40.8 | Now listen, I need to say this before we get too deep into this. I am about to have a COVID |
| 0:45.2 | test because it's 2020 and I get them done like once a week or every 10 days we have to |
| 0:50.5 | be able to do it. And I'm going to have somebody come in and she's going to come in and give |
| 0:57.5 | me that. That's not true. Yeah. Why? Why does it have to be during our time? And what |
| 1:04.4 | is COVID? Oh, bless him. And what did she have to do during our time? Because it was |
| 1:12.0 | bad scheduling. Bad scheduling, but a lot of things conspiring because tomorrow afternoon |
| 1:15.8 | I'm busy. Uh-oh. That's always boring with you. Wait. What? Oh, you guys golfing? No, |
| 1:22.2 | no, no, we have a business meeting. I guess I'm busy too. Yeah. Feeding kids. |
| 1:27.5 | Busy. Making smiles. Charity meeting. I thought you're going to say after your COVID test, |
| 1:31.6 | you were going to have like a like a reveal party of the result. Oh, yeah. You know, |
| 1:36.8 | people get mad because I keep doing on the subway. I used to do gender reveals all the |
| 1:40.4 | time. I'd wear a trench coat and I just go, Hey, you know, and I just reveal my gender to |
| 1:46.0 | people. I know it's so dumb. And people got mad for my gender reveals on the subway. Well, |
| 1:52.0 | next time you have the results, I hear a female laughing. So your guest already I can tell |
| 1:58.2 | is a female or a fellow who is happy might sound careful like a female. Yes, might sound |
| 2:06.7 | like a female. Good for you. Good for you. That's for a straight look at look at my you've |
| 2:11.3 | grown. Oh, wait. So let me guess. I know it's a woman. It is. It's a really, I don't know |
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