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The honey do with Ryan Cicler.

Welcome back to the honey do y'all we're over here doing it in the night pants studios. I am Ryan Cicler Ryan Cicler dot com Ryan Cicler on all social media.

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You know what we do here we highlight the low lights we shine a little light in that darkness and laugh in the face of trauma we're over here you know doing things and solving problems I'm very excited for this guest over here first time on the honey do ladies and gentlemen please welcome Sarah Cologne everybody welcome to the honey do Sarah thank you Ryan thank you for being here nice introduction I appreciate that that's thank you haven't heard applause in a long time.

I know right for yourself.

Before we get into what we're going to talk about today will you please plug promote everything you'd like yes obviously tour dates are who knows right now there summer scheduled summer not summer canceled summer.

So you can keep an eye on those on Sarah Cologne dot com COLO NNA dot com and also has the links to both my books which you can buy through my website and their own Amazon and you can.

Ben just two and see two seasons of insatiable on Netflix or the last two seasons of shameless that I was on and yeah that's fun for everybody that's all if you're not going to leave in the house you can read or watch TV that's it there you go.

So I'm interested to talk to you about this because you are a guest who has more of a story than a life story we're going to talk about today but first where are you from originally I grew up in Arkansas wow okay I can saw you say grow up so how long were you there I was there from five years old until I graduated college I was.

I was going to go to university Arkansas yeah you're a razor back I sure am sure yeah right I had a plastic hog hat and everything did you who was like a premier athlete when you were there um like who'd you go did you go to games

or a German basketball player Coralus Williamson I didn't pay enough attention to football at the time you didn't have good basketball yeah they actually they won the championship when I was I think it was like 94 okay were you there I wasn't but I was at

the on the on Dixon Street afterwards where everyone put on their hog hats and then the they gave out public intoxications yeah those were nice thing in the south they like to give you just for walking from bar to bar and and they I remember when I didn't get one but a friend of mine did and when they went to court the judge find him the score of the game so whatever the score of the game was was that that was the famous fine yeah yeah so it was like we're celebrating but also

you still have to pay let's keep it low score yeah very Arkansas thing to do so I'm interested to hear about this story because I know it involves pets but some other things as well what's caught me off guard was like whoa

all right shut up don't say anymore so please share away well so when I I moved out to California 96 right after college and I was living with my dad he lived in Orange County at the time kind of scraping money

together to move up here did you come here to be a comedian yes you did okay acting comedian writing I didn't know how it would all go together but I wanted to do it and stand up in Arkansas was in a thing at the time not in

a club there at all right there I mean in the I don't even think there is in Fayetteville still there's a more of a performance place and sometimes they do shows there but they don't really have any dedicated and then they for sure didn't they didn't have any open

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