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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Sara Schaefer Has Never Seen Avatar

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6677 Ratings

🗓️ 25 March 2021

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Sara Schaefer has never seen Avatar, but she rewrote it and we read her script. A script that was originally written for a live show that was supposed to take place on March 12, 2020. Well, we all know what happened. The live show was canceled, and we circle back around to Sara’s fantastic script for what she thinks Avatar probably is. She isn’t super far off. Not close, but pretty close. We talk about the wild success Avatar had, IMAX screen traumas, and more. Kyle and Sara are joined by our wonderful producer Rebecca, and play some DadGame, Before and Afters, and more! Thank you for listening! Please check out our patreon for more at patreon.com/neverseenit and follow us on the Stereo app to play Before & Afters live! stereo.com/kyleayers. Thank you for listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

in a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen

0:08.3

this is never seen it comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen

0:18.1

hey everybody on today's episode,

0:22.6

the incredibly wonderful, very funny Sarah Schaefer is here.

0:26.7

Sarah has never seen Avatar, but she rewrote it, and we read her script.

0:32.3

Funny thing about Sarah's script, it was written for a live show that was scheduled to happen March 12, 2020.

0:42.1

It did not.

0:43.9

It was supposed to.

0:44.7

It was basically the day after the NBA canceled, the day after Tom Hanks COVID.

0:51.0

It was crazy, last minute cancellation. And then just, you know, last year

0:57.8

happened. And we just got around. Sarah came on. We used her script. It is incredibly funny.

1:03.7

We're joined by Rebecca, our wonderful producer. And we take on her, I mean, this script is so good.

1:09.4

Sarah is a legit writer.

1:13.8

She used to have a show on MTV called Nikki and Sarah Live.

1:16.9

She's just so, so funny.

1:18.4

I mean, just everything.

1:20.4

Written for Jimmy Fallon.

1:21.9

Who wants to be a millionaire?

1:27.3

Even like just so many incredibly funny things.

1:29.6

I'm so happy that she's here.

1:33.4

On her avatar script,

1:36.9

she also had a memoir called Grand come out last year.

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