Hey, the bird show.

All right, Santa Scared Straight Time here.

Man, Santa really needed to make this call here.

You know how Santa Scared Straight works now?

We do this each and every year where you guys hit us up and you're like,

I'm very concerned about my child who is clearly on the naughty list.

Can you get Santa to give him a call and just give him a little pep talk to get them on over to the nice side.

Now, in this case, Santa had to call Rowan, who is four years old and in pre-K.

I mean, how much damage can you really do in pre-K, right?

You'd be surprised.

Well, a lot.

Rowan in pre-K has tried to cut another kid's finger off with scissors.

That's not good.

Well, those scissors, if you've ever used pre-K sit, they're not going to cut a finger off.

No, you've really had to work hard, but the fact that the thought was there.

It's more, it's not about the action.

It's about the thought of actually wanting to cut off your fellow students finger.

That is the main issue here. You could chew your finger off before you could cut it through it with those scissors.

Rowan screams bloody murder when he doesn't get his way.

He's picked up some curse words.

Hasn't been listening at school.

Mostly school related here.

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