Santa Scared Straight: He Called His Mom A ‘Big Back’!
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🗓️ 20 December 2024
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. |
| 0:01.0 | It is our final Santa scared straight of the year. |
| 0:06.8 | And this time, Santa's got a two-for. |
| 0:09.7 | We got eight-year-old twins. |
| 0:11.4 | Oh, double trouble. |
| 0:12.5 | Yes, double trouble indeed. |
| 0:14.6 | So some of the things that have put them firmly on the naughty list, and we got mean again we got five sleeps till santa's here so |
| 0:21.9 | we are like working in overtime they snuck outside to play when their mom strictly told them they |
| 0:27.4 | couldn't that is not good they got in trouble twice for wrestling on the school bus one more time |
| 0:34.5 | and they'll be banned banned Bands from the bus? |
| 0:38.3 | Banned from the bus. |
| 0:42.4 | And any parent knows, like, if your kid got banned from the bus and then you are now responsible for having to cart their butts to and from school, |
| 0:47.5 | that's not going to go over well. |
| 0:49.5 | Nobody got time for that. |
| 0:51.6 | They won't stop saying dingling. |
| 0:53.6 | What's wrong with that? |
| 0:54.7 | Okay. |
| 0:55.2 | I mean, it does have a little ring to it. |
| 0:56.5 | It does. |
| 0:58.1 | Ringling. |
| 0:59.1 | Dingling. |
| 1:00.6 | It's Christmas time in the city. |
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