Santa Scared Straight: 3 Year Old Fletch Needs To Stop The Violence!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2022
⏱️ 9 minutes
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| 1:00.0 | The virtue. Look, I'm going to be honest with you guys and we call Santa right now and |
| 1:04.9 | we call Santa. He needs to stop what he's doing and call some kids and get them off the |
| 1:10.7 | naughty list and on the nice list, sometimes Santa's not real happy with us. But he knows |
| 1:17.9 | what has to be done. This is just high season right now. He's a little bit on the busy side. |
| 1:23.3 | Yeah. I mean, elves up there and they're not all great so he's got to oversee that all |
| 1:27.7 | the time. He's got to chew them out and have meetings right? This is the busy season. |
| 1:31.3 | He's got a room. He's got a room. He brings them on in there and |
| 1:39.3 | chews them out. He has to bring them into the office. Little talking to. He is not entirely |
| 1:45.3 | happy about having to make these calls. So this is Santa's scared straight and clearly |
| 1:49.7 | there is a need because of all the emails we got from you guys saying, hey, Santa needs |
| 1:54.6 | to call my kids. And this is what Santa's scared straight is all about. In this case, we |
| 1:59.6 | reached out to Santa and said, hey, Santa, can you help us out with Fletch? He's five years |
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