Santa Clause 4.0
Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman
Rick Glassman
4.8 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 24 December 2024
⏱️ 76 minutes
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Summary
Santa Clause comes down the TYSO chimney with his shoes off for another round of talking and stuff.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's another holiday season and Alvin and I are excited. |
| 0:03.0 | We want to say happy holidays, happy Honda days. |
| 0:06.0 | Hold on. |
| 0:10.0 | Excuse me, Alvy. |
| 0:12.0 | Careful, but... |
| 0:13.0 | Hello! |
| 0:14.0 | Hello! |
| 0:16.0 | ...wraud. |
| 0:19.0 | ...wra... ...w... Home Home again. |
| 0:44.4 | Oh, little buddy. |
| 0:46.8 | Have you been a naughty boy? |
| 0:48.6 | Let's check your penis. |
| 0:53.6 | Scoop do |
| 0:55.0 | Blabity Blu |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah |
| 0:58.0 | Yeah |
| 0:59.0 | Scooby |
| 1:00.0 | Oh yeah |
| 1:01.0 | Oh yeah I'm M. M. M. |
| 1:11.6 | M. |
| 1:12.6 | M |
| 1:15.6 | M |
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