Santa Claus

Take Your Shoes Off w/ Rick Glassman

Rick Glassman

Comedy, Education, Sports, Self-improvement, Basketball

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2023

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Kris Kringle, aka Santa Clause, comes down the chimney to take his shoes off for the second time as a guest on the "Take Your Shoes Off" podcast, and he brought the gift of merriment. Since you're listening to this instead of watching, know that the reindeer aren't the only fellas riding high. If you want to watch, this episode will be available on YouTube Christmas Day!

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0:00.0	Oh, oh moly.
0:17.0	I'm going to be holy moly. I'm back
0:25.0	theme music.
0:29.0	Scoo,
0:32.0	Bap de blue, yeah, yeah, yeah, scoop be, oh yeah.
0:35.0	Oh yeah! Yeah! Oh, But I'm Ska, sta-sipa-du.
1:14.0	To sca-dda-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Thank you. Take up. Take up. Take a take up, let's go.
1:34.0	Take up!
1:35.0	Take up!
1:36.0	Take up! Santa I got you a coffee. Santa, I got you a coffee. I know you normally like milk but I figured it's Christmas
1:49.0	morning. Well yes it's always important to start the day with a bang, whether that's, you know, some
1:58.2	sort of sexual penetration or caffeine, which sometimes sex can be caffeine.
2:04.5	It's an aphrodisiac, of course, much like, well, I almost said arithmetic, and that would
2:11.2	be more of a, more of an elf thing did you know that
2:14.8	elves get turned on by algebra there's so much I don't know about my workers and
2:21.4	I've been trying to take more of an interest in what they do because it's more
2:26.8	than just making cookies and toys and shoes and belts and hats and books.
2:31.4	Oh my, it's, they make, you know, dreams come true, as well as candles
2:36.5	and butt plugs and Rubik's Cubes and Ice Cubes and Ice Cub movies. Of course Ice Cube makes his movies but we make Ice Cube. The
2:49.2	rapper and the present and past.
2:54.0	We'll be right back.
2:56.0	I'm just kidding. That's not my job.
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