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Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Santa Claus reads, “DIE NUTCRACKER, DIE!” and 4 More Scary Stories for Kids! #SpookySanta

Weird Darkness: Paranormal & True Crime Stories

Darren Marlar

History, True Crime, Society & Culture, Documentary

4.64.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2022

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Ho ho ho, kids! Send your own scary story for me to narrate! Email your original creepy story to letters@spookysanta.com! If you like the stories Santa is telling, tell your friends and family about the Spooky Santa podcast so they can listen too!
STORY AND MUSIC CREDITS/SOURCES…
The Grither”: https://tinyurl.com/qvkfdtg
“Christmas Tree Decorations”: https://tinyurl.com/rapx4d7
“Die Nutcracker, Die!” by Dax Varley: https://tinyurl.com/wkp7uu6
“Machete Santa” by Medeia Sharif: https://tinyurl.com/wkp7uu6
“Saturn Rising” by Ty Drago: https://tinyurl.com/wkp7uu6
All music used with permission of the artists. Spooky Santa theme by Midnight Syndicate (http://amzn.to/2BYCoXZ). All other music by Nicolas Gasparini (http://bit.ly/2LykK0g).
SANTA’S RECORDING TOOLS…
* MICROPHONE (Neumann TLM103): http://amzn.to/2if01CL
* POP FILTER (AW-BM700): http://amzn.to/2zRIIyK
* XLR CABLE (Mogami Gold Studio): http://amzn.to/2yZXJeD
* MICROPHONE PRE-AMP (Icicle): http://amzn.to/2vLqLzg
* SOFTWARE (Adobe Audition): http://amzn.to/2vLqI6E
* HARDWARE (iMac Pro): https://amzn.to/2suZGkA
I always make sure to give authors credit for the material I use. If I somehow overlooked doing that for a story, or if a credit is incorrect, please let me know and I’ll rectify it the show notes as quickly as possible.
***Spooky Santa™ and Weird Darkness® are creations and trademarks of Marlar House Productions and Weird Darkness, LLC. Copyright © Weird Darkness, 2022.
"I have come into the world as a light, so that no one who believes in me should stay in darkness." — John 12:46

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0:00.0

Hello Superkins here, and I've teamed up once again with the LEGO Group to bring you series

0:04.4

two of my podcast at your leisure. Join me as I chat to chart toppers, catch up with

0:10.6

comics and yak with YouTube legends, finding out what they get up to when they're not busy

0:15.4

being famous. Expect more excellent guests, sharing more unusual hobbies. So why not join us

0:22.9

on the journey? Listen to the at your leisure podcast with me, Superkins on Global Player.

0:31.0

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0:36.4

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0:41.2

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0:46.8

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0:51.6

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0:58.3

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1:16.3

Merry Christmas Eve! Well, tonight is the big night. I've loaded up the sleigh. The elves are

1:24.4

hooking up the reindeer team as I speak. And my suit is back from the North Pole dry cleaners,

1:30.8

ready for me to get a dirty all over again with chimney dust. I am so excited about this year's

1:38.8

excursion because I only have a shoe box full of coal for my naughty list. But sacks upon sacks

1:46.1

upon sacks of wonderful things for the boys and girls on my good list. Well, it looks like

1:53.0

Krampus is going to have a pretty boring trip with me this year. That's the way it should be.

2:00.7

By the way, I'm often asked what my favorite cookie is. Well, at the end of this episode,

2:07.4

I'll tell you. And I'll also let you know how to make those cookies magic cookies.

2:14.0

Well, I'm still waiting for Krampus to arrive. He's kind of a late sleeper, so I have enough time

2:20.0

to bring you one more spooky Santa before Christmas is over. I'll tell you about a legendary monster

2:27.0

who lives in the icy wastes of the North Pole called the Grither. I have another story called

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