This is a head gum podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of all fantasy everything.

The podcast that fantasy drafts the entire world.

I am your host, Ian Carmel.

Again, briefly, I'm going to explain the concept of a fantasy draft.

In case you're not familiar with it.

Here's how it works.

We pick a topic.

We determine a draft order, and then we proceed to put together our teams.

Once something has been picked, that's it.

It's off the board forever.

After five or so rounds of drafting, we let you, the listener, determine who had the best draft.

We've been doing that with a Twitter poll.

We're probably going to do it again this week.

This week is a topic very near and dear to my heart.

This week we are drafting sandwiches.

And I feel like it's important now at the top to clarify.

The definition of sandwich is just bread.

And then something fucking up there in between.

And then a second piece of bread.

And for today's podcast, it's important that that stands as the definition of a sandwich.

We're going to get into a pretty thick weapons were drawn insults were made.

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