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Napoleon Bonnet Trump did re-blame the judicial branch for our next terrorist attack.

You know, to save time, he's a businessman.

He then immediately made the rounds of the military and the sheriff's association to establish himself as their fluffer-in-chief.

We heard from sheriffs who said they sat in those exact seats six months ago in a different administration,

and they felt this time there was a president who actually asked them, what do you need?

What do I need?

Lord of mercy, no one ever asked me about my needs.

Not till you blew into town, you handsome drifter.

Now what else happened that was terrible?

Oh yeah, a sentient bag of hairspr spray fumes was put in charge of education,

and the human antidote to the Voting Rights Act moved forward with help from a very neutered blue dog.

None of which was a surprise.

But this was...

Oh! surprise, but this was... ...a' ...I know!

We couldn't believe it either!

First, after briefly banning Kellyanne

for being a flaxen-haired fountain of lies,

CNN led her back through the gates,

straight into Jake Tapper's cage.

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