Sam Wiles has never seen Her

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2019

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Sam Wiles has never seen Her! He rewrote it, and we have Jordan Doll, Dana Donnelly, and Andrea More in studio to help him read it. We also finish the Shame Bracket, and enter an ultra-competitive round of games with Sam & Jordan vs. Dana & Andrea: Build a Perfect Movie, Before & Afters, a movie review trivia game, and Character Card Head game. Come back for part 2 next week to hear Jordan's script, and to find which team triumphs in the games war. Also! If you’re around Los Angeles, Kyle is recording a stand up album December 7th at Stories in Echo Park. And he’ll be in San Francisco, Oakland, Santa Cruz, Kansas City, Columbia MO, and more, leading up to it! kyleayers.com for details on shows. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:13.5	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
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