Salty Utah Queens Ep. 58 - Martha Marcy Mae Mary Cosby (RHOSLC S4E1)
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🗓️ 8 September 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Lara and Carey return to the snow-capped holy land of Utah for a new season of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. But first, they check in on the Great Exodus of Burning Man 2023, and discuss the gaslight/gatekeep tactics of long-haul Burners. They also talk the confounding nature of AppleTV shows, and Carey laments flop alien invasions. Back in Salt Lake, Heather and Whitney "Wild" Rose attempt to mend their cousin schism, and plan a hillin' luncheon for all the girlies. Meredith fumes over Whitney trolling her bathub in the press. Lisa Barlow slays Sundance 2023 and is shocked by her son Jack's secret post-high school plans. Angie K introduces us to Monica, a federal government witness in the case against Jen Shah. And Mary Cosby makes her triumphant return.
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| 0:00.0 | Dolls guys |
| 0:03.6 | Happy for Friday when you hear this or at least one of these. Yeah, it's Friday |
| 0:11.5 | First full week of September underway. Can you believe? |
| 0:17.2 | Shocking actually. I can't believe I've been back for a week that went by like this. Yeah, I'm like what has even happened |
| 0:23.6 | I can't believe you were gone for that long. I know. Do you miss it? Yeah |
| 0:29.4 | This town sucks. This town. This province. Yeah. This county. L.A. sucks. It sucks |
| 0:39.4 | It has for a long time. It's never coming back. It is what it is now and it's only going to get worse |
| 0:46.4 | And I'm fucking leaving and it's just a matter of time. I'm one foot out the door. I'm one pussy lip out the door |
| 0:54.5 | I'm one lip and then I'm on another hemisphere |
| 0:59.0 | I remember one time this guy dumped me by telling me he had one foot in Mexico City |
| 1:04.6 | That is you're like and good riddance |
| 1:08.6 | If that's like a white person telling you that it lives in America he lives no and |
| 1:15.0 | Data you enjoy your travels |
| 1:21.1 | We're all kind of one peseo lip out the door though. Yeah, I am I am hugely |
| 1:27.4 | I'm plotting a grand exit |
| 1:29.4 | The exodus they said I'm an exodus mode. They're all back. I know they all got out |
| 1:35.2 | I told you today that on her street there was like a truck full of burners unloading they were covered in mud |
| 1:40.2 | Clarker on the east side love like they touched down they touched down in S.L. They go exodus complete |
| 1:48.2 | Yeah, I mean it's it's good. They were I mean originally it was gonna be today that they all got out |
| 1:53.5 | Damn, so things worked out things worked out. Did you see that woman? I posted and I I watched it like muffled kind of but I didn't commit to it |
| 2:01.8 | It's important to really commit to her what did she say her energy is some of the most chaotic narration energy |
| 2:09.0 | I've ever experienced she's like we're here on the ground at Burning Man and yes |
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