Salmon Fodder

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2014

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Humans controlling waterways by building dams has caused major problems for salmon, who must return to fresh water to breed. But a new company - Whooshh Innovations (not making that up) - has developed a better way to help salmon get upstream: a giant salmon cannon. Anthony thinks this is the perfect Rube Goldberg solution to the problem, while Jeff worries about a country that solves every problem by turning things into guns. HEY LOOK IT'S OUR PATREON! Help support the show! http://patreon.com/wehaveconcerns Jeff on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jeffcannata Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni Watch the Salmon Cannon in Action: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kICS32kady4 Go thank Will Sinclair for suggesting today's story! http://twitter.com/sinclairwill

Transcript

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0:00.0	So theoretically as of this very moment, the Patreon is live.
0:20.7	You mean the Patreon that's at patreon.com slash we have concerns?
0:23.8	That's the one I'm talking about.
0:24.8	The Patreon that's going to allow us to continue to make this podcast and turn it into even
0:29.2	more of a thing than it already is.
0:30.7	Yeah, the one that is the life's blood of the show and that for us to maintain it, people
0:37.4	need to go visit.
0:38.4	The one that's going to help me feed all of my illegitimate children.
0:41.8	You have a lot of ill.
0:43.4	I was shocked.
0:44.8	The photo is alone.
0:45.8	If they all give it dollar.
0:47.1	If everyone of my illegitimate children gives it down, you can feed them.
0:50.8	I can feed it's kind of like a multi-level marketing, amway sort of circular top-down.
0:56.1	We call it trickle up economics.
0:58.5	Yeah, everything trickles back up to daddy.
1:00.8	You know what I'm saying?
1:02.0	Well, this is we have concerns.
1:03.4	I'm Jeff Kanna.
1:04.4	And I'm Anthony Carbony and I, there's been a lot of nasty stuff going on in the world recently.
1:07.8	That kind of reminds us of the frailty and fragility of human life and just how easy it is for
1:15.0	us to be unkind to one another.
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