Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

Liverpool inching closer to their title winning endeavour, while another loss for

Man United marked their worst Premier League season ever.

Arsenal dropped points, but they shouldn't be too sad.

After all, they could be Tottenham, who were just plain bad.

In Germany, their Classica ended with the points split, but Byans stayed ahead because

Levecousen were a bit disappointing. In Italy, the Rome Derby was kind of mediocre while

Weston McKenny got in trouble playing poker. And in Spain, Barcelona's lead wasn't upended,

while Killingimbape put in a reducer that'll get him suspended.

And in MLS, Vancouver are the cream of the Western Conference crop while in the east for several glorious hours.

Charlotte FC were top.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Join to me today. It's a power trio.

Hello, Joseph Lowry. How are you? Ryan, I need a minute-by-minute breakdown of you enjoying those few hours because I actually didn't realize that Charlotte were top for that long. Were you just like going out there and kissing babies? Were you signing autographs? Are you in Cerminti getting a beer? How did you spend those two hours? Full disclosure, I didn't realize until I looked at the table on Sunday that we were top for a few hours, but immediately took my shirt off, ran down the street, throwing it around my head like a lasso. We've done it. We've done it. Everyone, we've done it. Why am I the only one in the streets? Just me? Okay. I went and knocked on all my neighbour's doors. Did you hear the news?

Declan Rice. Calvin Wilson. We're top. Wrong neighbourhood. Close enough. Graham Robben. Hello. Hello, Ryan Bailey. How are you? I'm wonderful. It's been a good weekend in the soccer world. Or has it? Let's get to that very soon. But lots of derbies to talk about in this here weekend review.

And hopefully, Graham. in the soccer world or has it? Let's get to that very soon. Lots of derbies to talk about in this here weekend review.

And hopefully, Graham, minimal golf chat.

I know you've been very into the Georgian golf from the weekend.

Yeah, I mean, if we were doing a master's review today,

I would almost certainly have more to say than I do about the soccer weekend review.

That's maybe a tease

of my general thoughts of the European title races in the big five leagues. Things seem to have

got a little bit low energy over the last few weeks. But yes, I enjoyed the golf a lot. Maybe we'll

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