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Almost Friday Podcast

Sad Nostalgia

Almost Friday Podcast

Almost Friday Media

Society & Culture, Comedy, Business, Stand-up, Improv, Entrepreneurship, Comedy Interviews

4.6606 Ratings

🗓️ 18 July 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Tump got SHOT, the boys saw Long Legs, and Emily got pranked with Nicholas Cage photos. New segment alert!!! The guys make Emily do more impressions. PRESENTED BY CASHAPP. Download CashApp and take control of your finances! https://apps.apple.com/us/app/cash-app/id711923939 SUPPORT BLANDINO'S PIZZA: https://fridaybeers.shop/collections/af-pod FOLLOW OUR SOCIALS: https://www.flowcode.com/page/almostfridaypod SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: HEAD TO https://rikispirits.com/ TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GET RIKI NEAR YOU. FOLLOW @FRIDAY.BEERS AND @RIKISPIRITS TO STAY UP TO DATE WITH UPCOMING RIKI CONTESTS AND GIVEAWAYS. Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code FRIDAY at checkout--just pay $5 shipping at https://bluechew.com/ GET 10% OFF YOUR FIRST BIDET AT https://hellotushy.com/ WITH CODE "FRIDAY" (00:44) Tump (06:03) JD Vance (12:27) New Impression Segment (15:56) Nostalgia (17:27) Long Legs (29:22) Tickled (42:37) Cracker of the Week (57:22) Characters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Guys, before we jump into the episode, we want to let you know that we have a new presenting sponsor.

0:05.4

As you know, Cash App. Shout out to Cash App for making this episode possible.

0:09.5

It pays to get paid on Cash App.

0:11.4

Now, let's get into this freaking episode.

0:14.2

Shut up, spread your legs and fart, bitch.

0:20.1

Did you like that, Emily? You're a sicko. Emily, you're a brat. That's so disgusting. How is that gross? Yeah, you loved it. Your whole body went forth. You know guys do that, right? Call your brother. Guys had farting competitions in high school. We smell each other's farts. Call your brother. Prove it. First one that p pukes wins you do not want to be the last guy to puke Emily's having a brat

0:41.6

summer that's what I heard well what happened to that freaking stunt guy dude you got shot

0:48.2

tunt got the fucking fucking Emily was bullshit, dude.

0:55.8

What?

0:56.2

They shot your former president.

0:59.0

My former president?

1:00.4

Yeah.

1:01.4

Wouldn't it be our former president?

1:03.0

Sure.

1:03.2

No, not...

1:04.3

But not mine.

1:06.9

That was insane, dude.

1:08.6

Where were you?

1:09.1

Where were you when Trump got shot?

1:10.4

I was on my pelts on.

1:11.5

Really? And I said, get in here because I didn't want to unhook. And I said, grab the remote, put on the news, Tunt just got shot. Tent. I, dude, I was... I said, Tump, or, you know, the orange carrot? And she was like, oh, I got it. she's like oh that oh no i saw her time out what was your initial reaction i stopped what i was doing

1:12.3

and like just the orange carrot and she was like oh i got it she's like oh no i saw her talking about what was

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