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We Hate Movies

S9 Ep424: Episode 424 - G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.74.9K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

This week on the program, the gang kicks off the 2019 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by chatting about the absolutely ridiculous and D.O.A. action movie adaptation, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra! What's with Cobra Commander's wig? Why did we need all these origin stories? And how much of this movie is Dennis Quaid sitting down? PLUS: Paul Giamatti stars in BearCity 3: The Divorce!

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra stars Dennis Quaid, Marlon Wayans, Channing Tatum, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Sienna Miller, Kevin J. O'Connor, Ray Park, Gerald Okamura, Jonathan Pryce, Byung-Hun Lee, Saïd Taghmaoui, and Arnold Vosloo; directed by Stephen Sommers.

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the

0:20.8

Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies live appearances in this one.

0:24.6

Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only

0:30.4

you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies

0:34.1

podcast and we're gonna be talking about a Christmas movie, Eric Ciska,

0:38.1

what is that movie? My God, it is the Santa Claus, the original film.

0:45.0

Out of a way, is it original?

0:46.0

Yeah, it's original.

0:47.0

The first one.

0:48.0

Tim Allen, finds a fat so falls off his roof.

0:50.0

Yep.

0:51.0

We're going to be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in

0:55.1

infamy, at the White Eagle Hall.

0:57.1

It incidentally lives in infamy.

1:00.1

We were just, we're at the side of it.

1:01.8

We're adding to the infamy.

1:04.0

Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City.

1:08.9

And this is what it's come down to folks.

1:10.9

Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes. Refusing to get on two folks. Steve Sadak, refusing to get a driver's license

1:15.8

to help out with rent of cars.

1:17.2

I refuse to get on a train for this show.

1:18.9

I'm fucking walk it.

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