The name is Bakerdill on the island which she calls him John Mason which I'm sure who else is John Mason that's like a movie name that I've heard a million times you You think it a John Matrix yeah right John Matrix hello my name is John Matrix now you know what, if fucking Commander ended

and it's like Arnold Schwarzenegger,

you've always been in a video game,

I'm like, yeah, obviously.

Of course, that makes perfect sense.

Commando, commando may be the greatest video game adaptation of all time.

Of a non-video game.

Exactly, a non-existent video game.

Random shots of Alyssa Milano at a computer screen.

Yeah!

Just typing away.

Hackity hack and making this game.

My daddy told me about all the people he slaughtered.

Yeah, like her dad died in Nicaragua

and she made a game about him like and his fun adventures.

Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah.

It's like the bonus level is when like he's ripping the door off the car or the seat out of the car and you gotta like press the buttons really fast.

I would like street fighter. Yeah, exactly. Come on, rip that car seat out. Matrix can't get in the car unless you rip the car seat out. A B, A B, A B, A B.

So what is that in the street fighter lore? Like, you know, we're street fighters, we have to fight each other,

we gotta go all around the world to fight each other.

And like, is that like, I'm so ripped up the street fight I got a

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