Hey guys.

It is.

It's Happenna.

With Spooky and Joey.

What I call me.

What I call me.

Merry Craigius, males.

Check the holes with spooky dokey.

Sanasana, sa, sa, sa, sa, sa, sa.

Sana, sa.

Happy holidays. Spooky, come here. Santa's on here. I feel like a radio DJ. Santa's here. Welcome to 94.3. It is Christmas. You have a red lip on today. I thought you were going to wear like a Santa hat. Well, I've been working like a dog here trying to make ends meet.

I was just in a meeting and then I had to film a commercial in my kitchen and then I got in a huge blowout fight because I hired a producer to come over and help me shoot it and edit things and I threw him out of the house. You're lying. I'm not. You're lying. What happened? Um, he had got sassy with me and I just said him straight and throw him out.

Oh my God. His name is Billy. You're lying. I'm not. You're lying. What happened? Um, he had got sassy with me and I just said him straight and throw him out.

Oh, my God. His name is Billy. I'm never doing it again. Goodbye. I'm never hiring him again. If you're looking for a producer, she's not the one. That's why you don't, that's why you don't work with your lovers. I know, but I can't, I need someone that I can pay with uh with a hot meal in um and um blows game and um but welcome to show everyone ladies um if

you're not if you're not already um slide your panties down and um put ranger you get a santa hat

on please i don't have one on me i have to go on the other you just wore it the other day

do you want me to go get it for real? Yeah, go get it. Hold on. Twekey, come here. So, welcome to the show, bitches. I am so excited. So I finally, I think I've finally got my shopping done. I went to Marshall's this morning. I went to Dix today because I had a couple gift cards and I had to like finish shopping for Lorenzo. Bitch, I spent a thousand dollars. How do you spend a thousand dollars in dicks? I got like Gianni something. Well, actually I got Gianni like a full golf outfit and then I got them Ugs. So yeah, I guess it does add up. But I mean, I'm done. I'm done shopping. I'm ready to go and everybody's wrapped I just have to do like the teachers

and giovanna's cheer coaches and then that's it and I got rocky a present I am good to go I am so

excited and also I haven't drank in like 12 days so I'm waiting to see when I should drink a martini

I'm not sure yet but I'm really craving it you know I should drink a martini. I'm not sure yet, but I'm really craving it, you know. I really want a martini. I want a martini and cheese fries, tater tots. That's what I want. I look like a fucking elf. Well, this hat is from the dollar store and it doesn't even fit my head. Like, it's literally for children. I look like I'm making... Or I just have a big head. I look like Gypsy Rose

from Make a Wish Foundation right now.

No, you look like Gypsy Rose.

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