S9 Ep156: Archie's CRAZY One Night Stand - Partying With Haskell & A Kidnapped Fijian

The Rig Biz Podcast

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Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

For the first time in our history we join you live (poolside) from a lovely 5 star hotel that we were meant to be meeting our guest Niko Matawlau in, sadly; he's been kidnapped, Archie's fallen in love with a wrongun, Haskell can't stop partying, England are somehow into the semi-finals, Ryan Wilson's stopped breathing next to us and the worlds falling apart.....so strap in for an incredibly entertaining episode of the award winning - Rig Biz Pod!
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0:00.0	It's time for some time.
0:02.0	It's morning.
0:03.0	Now, now,
0:04.0	Love that you wanted to know.
0:06.0	You've been around for too long.
0:09.0	You've got ugly clothes you look so bad.
0:11.0	It's time for some samurai magic now
0:13.6	It's time for some samurai magic now because I look so bad. It's embarrassing how my
0:18.8	bitch is saying What the fuck's that say? I'm just trying to wear my clothes, okay like nah.
0:24.0	She don't want to fuck me nah.
0:27.0	She don't want to touch me nah.
0:29.0	If I'm not in some samurai truce, then she don't want to fucking peruse and it's my battle
0:35.2	heart that will lose so what am I gonna do go to samurai side by my clap
0:40.4	and focus stash maybe then I'll feel all right, but nah.
0:43.8	Can't get you out of my head.
0:46.6	She says you gotta get the best Fritz.
0:49.0	But then she turns to me and says Fred.
0:51.6	Samurai's got the best Fritz. So then I get back on the samurai site and I feel
0:56.1	the right. She's now lying on my side and we've made love a thousand times tonight.
1:01.2	Yeah. So ladies and
1:03.2	and gentlemen if you're listening you can get hold the greatest merchandise in the world
1:06.7	all you got to do is go to the samurai website go to the clavinfolk section
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