S8 Ep91: Tim Visser - Brazilian Strippers At Twickenham - Sinking Jamie Roberts Boat In Cannes & Danny Cares Soiling Charge

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Over the years we've been lucky enough to speak to some of the greatest sportsmen and hear their funniest tales, but I must admit, ex Scottish international (via holland) Tim Visser may be the greatest story teller of all time. He was the first ever professional dutch rugby player (ironically he found out that Newcastle wanted to sign him when he was stoned in Amsterdam) and has lived one of the most colourful professional sporting lives you could imagine. From Brazilian strippers lathered in oil to what sounded like the messiest 4 day bender of all time in Cannes - sit back and enjoy his incredible story!
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0:00.0	More us, more less, for us, with us.
0:03.0	More us, more us.
0:05.0	more us.
0:06.0	more us, for us, for us, for us.
0:09.0	More us,
0:10.0	Come again, let's win me.
0:15.0	All the pints are bloody free.
0:18.0	Have I told you I've got a high basic salary.
0:22.0	Making money. Now that's the key.
0:24.5	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 91 of the Rupees podcast. My name is Freddie
0:29.0	Clode and today we've a real treat in store for you. But before we get there, I must say,
0:33.4	Mr. Gursney, you're looking tanned, you're looking wonderful. How's everything goes?
0:36.5	In the summer time, when the weather is hard, you can stretch right up and touch the sky when the weather is wide you
0:46.6	got chikas you got chikas on your mind.
0:49.7	God you're in a good mood again.
0:51.7	Sun brings the best out of you, doesn't it?
0:53.2	I love starting the podcast with a song.
0:55.1	It just, I think it puts me in a really good maid,
0:58.0	puts you in a really good maid,
1:00.0	and puts the listeners into a bloody good mood.
1:02.8	Yeah, I'm sure.
1:03.8	They know it's a good pod when I start singing.
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