S8 Ep347: Episode 347 - Tarzan the Ape Man (1981)

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2018

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the 2018 Listener Request Month rolls on with the totally insane perv-a-thon film no one asked for, 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man! What a TRASH pile of a film! Why do we have to wait 45 minutes for Tarzan to show up? Did we need all those sexy incestuous overtones from Richard Harris? And what the ever-loving shit was John Derek thinking with that snake fight? PLUS: Drunken explorers tell tall tales at the U.K. equivalent of Applebee's—whatever that is!

Tarzan the Ape Man stars Bo Derek, Richard Harris, John Phillip Law, and Miles O'Keeffe; directed by John Derek.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast. Hey Gang, big news in the world of We Hate Movies,
0:13.0	Golly!
0:14.0	Gotta Gonna Gee, big news in the world of We Hate Movies,
0:19.0	live appearances in this one.
0:21.0	Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening
0:24.3	until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey boy only
0:30.1	you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking
0:35.3	about a Christmas movie, Eric Siska, what is that movie?
0:39.1	Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus, original film not out of way is it original. Yeah, it's original the first one
0:46.9	Tim Allen yes finds a fat so false off his roof. Yep. We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in
0:54.8	infamy at the White Eagle Hall.
0:57.0	It incidentally lives in infamy.
0:59.8	We were just, we're at the side of it.
1:01.5	We're adding to the infamy.
1:03.6	Yeah, it's more infamy because this will be our debut in Jersey City and this is what it's come down to folks.
1:10.4	Steve Sadak, refusing to get on planes, refusing to get on planes.
1:13.8	Refusing to get a driver's license to help out with rent a car.
1:16.9	I refuse to get on a train for this show.
1:18.6	I'm fucking walking.
1:19.7	I got a walk to the venues.
1:21.8	I guess this is the new normal gang only wherever Steve's legs can carry it.
1:27.0	But it's an awesome venue and it's really close to the train if you're like you're in the city or if you want to drive in from Pennsylvania wherever.
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