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The Rig Biz Podcast

S8 Ep3: Jade Dernbach - Becoming ‘The Biggest C*** In Cricket’ - England Teams Loosest Nights Out & His Switch To Play Semi-Pro Rugby!

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Sports, Marketing, Comedy Interviews, Business, Comedy, Rugby

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Today we’re joined by one of professional sports naughtiest ever professionals in Jade Dernbach who changed the game both by; innovating the game, mostly through inventing the art of ‘death bowling’ but also through being ‘the ultimate modern playboy’.

We discuss;
  • His loosest nights in clapham over the years.
  • Becoming known as the biggest cunt in cricket for his attitude, tattoos and looks.
  • Partying the whole night away in Shoreditch the day before he was called up to play for England in the 2011 world cup.
  • Reinventing t20 cricket by introducing ‘death bowling’.
  • What the likes of - Stuart Broad, Graeme Swann, Strauss, KP etc are like behind closed doors.
  • Deciding to retire from cricket and take up semi-professional rugby for Cobham and the changes socially he’s experienced
  • The abuse and death threats he got when England got knocked out the world cup
  • The tragic evening which lost to his best friend Tom Maynard being killed by a train whilst high on drugs.
  • Coming out of retirement to play for Italy in the European leagues for world cup qualification
  • His hatred for people from Putney and much much more……

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Thank you for calling A.J. Sports.

0:04.0

A.S. Force.

0:07.0

Hi there. Is that, um, AJ's in Clapham?

0:12.0

Yeah.

0:13.0

Hi there.

0:15.0

Am I right and thinking you're the biggest provider of hockey equipment in the Clapham area?

0:21.0

Yeah.

0:25.0

Right, okay.

0:26.0

Well, this is a slightly unfortunate phone call.

0:29.0

I'm the CEO of Clapham and one of our strict policies is to try and remove hockey from the area.

0:36.3

This is a strictly only ruggers county.

0:40.5

So I'm just going to politely ask you if you can just remove all your hockey equipment from the shop.

0:47.0

Hello?

0:52.0

Hello? Howdy. Hey, they. We've been texting for three weeks since we're matched on the hinges

1:04.5

So tonight let's go for drinks in there. We'll finally find out

1:08.5

Sibo Lashes, we're chilling claphams, grape-ups, no doubt If you look like your pigs, we'll probably fuck till our time

1:16.0

You see let's go drinking

1:19.0

Let's work in last year

1:20.0

But it's one thing to tell you so don't be you stand it

1:24.3

I've lost on my hair since this year was founded

1:28.3

But I'll do my best to regrow my hair piece around it

1:32.2

It's all you know nah nah, no, no, no, I,

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