S8 Ep105: Mike 'Seabass' Shipman - Living In A Van To Pursue His MMA Dream - Knocking Out Students As A Bouncer & Archie's Tip On How To Grow Your Willy!

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Business, Rugby, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Marketing, Sports

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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We're joined by an MMA Bellatour legend in Mike 'Seabass' Shipman today to give us an insight into the reality of being a professional MMA fighter; from the highs of being broadcast on 50 channels world wide to millions of fans to the lows of getting knocked out in the first round of a championship title fight. Mike takes us through the hurdles he's had to overcome on his journey to the top - including giving up his initial dream of becoming a professional rugby player, sparring Iranian wrestlers in order to get sponsorship, working as a bouncer in Oxford night clubs where he'd regularly knock out students in the smoking area, living in the back of a van for 2 years in order to give himself a chance at making it professionally in MMA, having to do public weigh ins Naked in order to make the weight, Archies tips for him on how to grow his penis which he learnt from his dorm mate at prep school and much much more ridiculousness and entertainment....
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0:00.0	More us, more last, for us, for us,
0:03.0	more us, more us,
0:05.0	more us,
0:06.0	more us, for us,
0:08.0	for us, for us,
0:09.0	for us,
0:10.0	for us, more us,
0:11.0	come again, let's win. For us, for it. For a life.
0:13.0	Come again, let's win me.
0:16.0	All the pites are bloody free.
0:19.0	Have I told you I've got a high basic salary?
0:22.0	Making money.
0:24.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode 105 of the Rubis podcast
0:28.0	and as Halloween is only a mash of days away.
0:30.0	I'm sat next to the scariest sight in all of Clapham, Mr Archie Kursons. How are you doing so?
0:35.0	Hold on, hold on second. I am well, mate. I am well. I am well. I'm just trying to figure out how
0:38.9	can connect my mini disc to your speaker. Ah, here go you're gonna blow it love this.
0:44.0	Oh yeah here we go. It's kind of funny how Liz is gone
0:52.0	she's a smoking high chika How Liz has gone
0:57.1	She's a smoking hot, she come, but an economic plan was wrong
1:17.0	But she's got six figures for the rest of her life, yeah, so happy for you, babe. But Bruci didn't give up, no, he refused to give in and he's ready to give it everything. The economy is back. We're going to be all right. So everybody sing for Rousche.
1:28.0	Come on. One love for Roushees tonight. love, for Rous she's an ag,
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