This is a headgum podcast. Oh, Welcome to W.H.M. Mailbag, loyal listeners.

This is the show where of course we read fan correspondence, questions, weird stories, a lot of gross

shit.

The electronic mailman just delivered this.

That's right.

We're doing the loyal listener thing.

So if you've ever listened to another podcast,

you have to turn this up now.

That's true.

Only for loyal listeners.

Good call.

Thank you for your loyalty. But what we have noticed by the ways a lot of people just saying,

oh my God, the mailbag is so fucking funny, it's just as good as the show.

Here's the deal, man.

You gotta tell other people that, Spread the word about the mailbag.

People don't listen, you know, this is a little inside baseball,

but I be.

People don't listen to the mailbags as much

as they do the regular show.

So tell people that the mailbags are good.

Look, all you need to do is embarrass yourself for our pleasure.

Yeah, that's right.

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