S7 Ep304: Episode 304 - Transformers (2007)

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 June 2017

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, we kick off our 2017 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by diving into the first part of a 5-film marathon with Michael Bay's 2007 CGI nightmare, "Transformers"! Why did these robots need lips? How come this movie focuses on so many useless human characters? And how on Earth do you wait 75 minutes before introducing John Turturro? PLUS: Welcome to the show, legendary new WHM character, Tape Man!

"Transformers" stars Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Rachael Taylor, Anthony Anderson, Jon Voight, John Turturro, Kevin Dunne, Julia White, Peter Cullen, Mark Ryan, Darius McCrary, Robert Foxworth, Jess Harnell, and Hugo Weaving; directed by Michael Bay.

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0:00.0	Ola, imagine you're in Spain, and you've just poured a refreshing Strya Galicia,
0:05.6	Cervesa. You hear the bubbles in the glass calling out.
0:08.6	In the Penlyown and bro Alithia since 1906.
0:15.0	100% authentic.
0:17.3	But not all Spanish beers are what they seem.
0:19.8	A bit like me.
0:21.1	I'm not Carlos from Acrouna. I'm Charles from Cambridge. Estreia Galicia.
0:27.0	Spanish. Not Spanish.
0:30.0	This is a HeadGum Podcast. Lha, Pibi, can to be jolly.
0:43.0	Gotta Gotta Gala, la, la,
0:45.0	Lai,
0:47.0	and the world of We Hate Movies, live appearances in this one.
0:51.0	Well, you better get your holiday coat on because it's not happening
0:54.4	until December we're so excited it's actually a hometown show for this Jersey
0:59.3	boy only you Jersey City's beautiful White Eagle Hall will be hosting the We Hate Movies podcast and we're going to be talking
1:05.4	about a Christmas movie, Eric Ciska, what is that movie?
1:09.2	Oh my God, it is the Santa Claus the original film not out of way is it original. Yeah, it's originally the first one
1:17.0	Tim Allen yes finds a fat so false off his roof. Yep. We're gonna be talking all about it on December 7th, which is a day that will live in infamy,
1:25.8	at the White Eagle Hall.
1:27.2	I mean, incidentally lives in infamy.
1:29.8	We were just, we're at the side of it.
1:31.5	We're adding to the infamy.
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