S7 Ep3: Simon Thomas - Naked Police Trials - Being Stalked By A Creep For A Decade & The Blue Peter Years

The Rig Biz Podcast

Blind Dog Productions

Sports, Marketing, Comedy Interviews, Business, Comedy, Rugby

4.9 • 952 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Today we're joined by ex Blue Peter & Sky Sports presenter Simon Thomas - a man who is recognised on every television box and up and down this country for our greatest interview yet.

We discuss; his hatred for boarding school, the creepiest changing room experience he witnessed at an Eton away day, his love for rugby, his naked failure to impress the police academy, his long and winding road to being accepted on Blue Peter, the highs and lows of the fame that followed, his battles over a decade with an incredibly creepy stalker, his struggles with anxiety whilst anchoring the premier league on Sky Sports to millions, the tragic loss of his first wife, the incredible stories of people who've come into his life with their kindness following the shocking events, his love for Payno, his recent wedding which played host to some naughtiness from the guests and of course his stag do plus much much more.
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