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And I have a fucking roster.

You're the only one saying that friends have the ultimate truth of their time.

Never night has a voice.

Welcome to season six, episode three. I'm your host, Jason Hill, and I'm thrilled you could

join me tonight. Join me for not one, but two stories, just like old times, I guess.

This evening, we have how to be perfect, my corpse child, and the winds of Mars,

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Now, allow me to escort you to a place where the sun dies. A nightmare has come to life.

Welcome, listener, to the horror hill. You haven't found the darkness. The darkness has found you.

And now, from all her corpse child, I give you how to be perfect.

Let me ask you something. Do you feel like a failure? Do you feel like you're nothing but a walking

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