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We Hate Movies

S6: WHM Mail Bag: Kids' Birthdays, R-rated Movie Sneaks, and Late-in-Life Masturbation Discoveries

We Hate Movies

WHM Entertainment

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.75K Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2016

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

On the final WHM Mail Bag of the season, the guys read letters from parents pondering whether they should see the gang live in Los Angeles, folks sneaking into Will Smith movies over lame Star Trek sequels, and one individual who witnessed a man admit, in front of 4000 people, to discovering masturbation at age twenty--yikes! If you want your strange stories read on the air, or have urgent questions you need the gang to answer, write in to the mail bag -- weallhatemovies@gmail.com! We'll see you in September!

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0:00.0

And the Welcome to a W.H.M. mailbag everybody. I'm Andrew Jupin alongside Steve Zadak and Eric Ciska.

0:26.3

Howdy. We're talking letters. We got some letters that we're going to read for you.

0:30.7

How are you guys feeling about these letters? I'm feeling good good to great good to great. Yeah. I'm feeling lukewarm in

0:40.5

Hey, the water is fine. That's true.

0:43.0

It's like a nice lukewarm pool.

0:45.0

Yeah, it's like swimming and pee.

0:46.0

And I'm going to wattle into these fucking letters, man,

0:50.0

like I'm swimming because it's summer.

0:52.0

It is summer. We just came back from Rochester. man like I'm swimming because it's summer time.

0:53.0

It is summer.

0:54.0

We just came back from Rochester, New York had another great,

0:57.0

we hate movies live show.

0:59.0

Great show.

1:00.0

You missed it.

1:01.0

You missed out on a time, man.

1:02.0

People have been coming up to me on the street

1:04.2

and I can't tell you I can't go down the fucking street without somebody being like hey say that

1:08.0

you make these bammo and I get shot in the chest and I die. Oh, but my name is Resurrection Man and I'm a short-lived DC comic series from the late 90s.

1:17.6

Yikes!

1:18.6

Exactly.

1:20.6

Oh, sorry, that's funny.

1:24.0

No, uh, people are like, hey man, you make these cool posters, I can't get them because I live

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