Game week 31 isn't quite dumb but 32 is near, so we are here.

We reflect on the pain of not having Foden, the absence of Harland and Saka,

and nope, I've still not wild carded.

Hello, it's Thursday.

Welcome back to the FPL pod.

Yes, I know that the game week isn't quite complete. We've still got Liverpool versus Sheffield United and Chelsea versus Manchester United. But as you know, we're thinking of you. It's important for us to get to you as early as possible. And I think it's kind of the morning after the night before with three non-phoden owners, isn't it, Jules?

Hi, Kelly, hi everyone, yeah, watching Haland being on the bench.

Sometimes warming up and then getting some hope that he might come on for just even a few

minutes and a goal or two. And then at the same time, seeing Foden scored another hat trick

when you don't own him. It was quite painful to

be fair, but well done to people who have Phil Foden, not so much to Ian Herving, obviously,

who sold Foden, or producer Jesse who also let Foden go. Yes, we had to mention Jesse

early on. Oh, poor Jesse. Sorry, poor Jesse. But well done to everybody who has him. I will

explain later why I don't have him and I think he's still a valid point. But last night, you know, it was obviously the start of the game. I think the only positive for us not having Foden was Jules not having him, wasn't it, Sam? Yeah, because I was sat on the sofa next to my husband who did own Foden and I was like, I can't catch a break with either of them. Either one of

them's got them and they kill me or the other one does. It's just a nightmare at the moment.

And also made worse by the fact that I don't have a bench this week because of the LaSalle's

injury and the Gordon Red Card. So when Harland didn't come on at all, I was like, well, the worst

thing that can happen, or the best thing that can happen here, is that I have 10 players this week, and I don't have Foden. So it feels like it's going to be

a challenging one, but, you know, if my three Chelsea players go off tonight, then we'll be all right.

It says here at the top of the script, Sam writes just some little prompt notes. It says here. Kells, you never hit the wildcar button, a exclamation mark, question mark.

Why?

I liked my team again.

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