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Two Idiot Girls

S5 Ep31: Full Bush & Balconette One Piece Summer ???

Two Idiot Girls

Headgum

Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.81.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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hi CHATTT!!!! this week we asked y'all to send in things you would love some advice from us on! in this episode we talked about our thoughts on full bush summer, why we disliked Conrad so much in this week's TSITP episode (s3:e5!!), and our thoughts on overcoming avoidant attachment style! we'll continue our advice series next week!!


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Transcript

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0:00.0

All right, friends, welcome back to another episode of two idiot girls.

0:13.5

Woo!

0:16.2

How you doing?

0:18.3

Not good.

0:20.6

How come?

0:22.7

There was disaster moments before we started filming.

0:26.6

Here, I'll start it off.

0:27.7

I went to Pilates this morning.

0:28.8

You guys were like, why do you look so different?

0:30.2

I went to Pilates and I also got laser hair removal.

0:32.4

And then I went to the bathroom to freshen off.

0:41.2

And I was on the phone with a laser hair removal center discussing packages and things like that and then all you're in the bathroom yeah arose such a calamity

0:47.7

as he said in the Santa Claus right um I just hear all of this glass crashing as I'm about to finish my

0:53.4

phone call I go uh-huh uh-huh, uh-huh.

0:54.8

Yeah.

0:51.5

Okay, thank you. Okay. Yeah. Did you hear me? I, all I heard was Billy going, no. I literally went. Oh my God, no! I went, a row is such a calamity. A clatter. Oh, what is he saying? A rose such a clatter. He doesn't say Calamity.

0:53.4

No, but that is a big word.

2:03.0

It does does apply. It does apply. I bet you just don't even know how to spell calamity. You just can't even spell calamity. A row is such a clatter. It's the, he kept saying collater. So that's what made me think was calamity. That's my bad. Anyways, who's he? That little kid from the movie. No, from the Santa Claus where he kept saying that. And the dad was like telling him shut up and go lay down. That movie is so funny. Who said that St. Nick? No, that shitty little kid. I love that movie. But you know like you want to kill that little kid the whole first movie. Yeah. He's super, yeah, that little shit. Tim Allen's kind of annoying in that movie too, but like. And IRL, but, you know, well, yes. Anyways, there was, there was a trouble afoot. Um, basically me and Billy spent the morning cleaning out our fridge in our pantry. And so we were tossing a bunch of stuff, like rearranging a bunch of stuff. Like I took a bunch of drinks out of there and put them in the

2:06.7

garage. And like we were doing all this like like basically cleaning, like spring cleaning,

2:11.9

deep cleaning. I cleaned out the fridge with like a sponge and everything. I was like really going

2:15.9

to town. Because today was one of those days where I'm feeling suffocated by my home and it's I feel like because I've been traveling and working so much that I haven't been doing things around the house that I really want to do. So today I was like today we should do some stuff. It's been a morning doing that. Then we're like, you know what? We're feeling good. We rearranged everything.

2:34.3

Reorganized.

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