S5 Ep205: Space Jam

We Hate Movies

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2015

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, the gang tears into the completely ridiculous, total disgrace, live action/animation hybrid, Space Jam! Why is this movie about everyone in the universe bowing before Michael Jordan? If they're from our universe, why do these aliens look animated and not like real-life aliens? And what's with all the "slave" talk? PLUS: Those are some realistically drawn butt-cheeks on that Monstar...

Space Jam stars Michael Jordan, Wayne Knight, Bill Murray, Larry Bird, Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, Shawn Bradley and a bunch of sub-par third generation Looney Tunes voice actors; directed by Joe Pytka.

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0:39.0	Hello, I'm Andrew Jupin. Eric Siska.
0:41.0	Stephen Zadak. And we hate movies. Oh, Hello everyone. Welcome to the program. Thank you for tuning in as always do we hate movies on the Side Show Network?
1:14.4	This week, we're talking about a movie
1:17.0	that I saw twice in theaters,
1:19.2	had the soundtrack on CD, I think there was a t-shirt involved. It's 1996's space jam the Michael Jordan
1:27.7	vehicle directed of course by Joe Pitka who I think the only he directed a bunch of music videos and then the only other feature film he directed was that movie where it's before Space Jam. It's where, what's it called Steve, where Richard Dreyfus has a gambling problem. He's like betting on horses and he's like oh I
1:45.3	won some money and then gets addicted to gambling. That's the Richard Dreyfus story.
1:50.3	Richard Dreyfus in the Richard Drive's door?
1:53.0	Is that Pritzi's honor?
1:54.0	No, it's not Pritzi's honor.
1:56.0	I think Jack Nonsense.
1:57.0	No, I don't know.
1:58.0	I'll think of it at some point.
2:00.0	But anyway, Joe Pitka directed this cartoon human hybrid of a movie that makes Roger Rabbit
2:06.9	look like Citizen Kane.
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