S5 Ep204: Blind Fury

We Hate Movies

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Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 5K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2015

⏱️ 83 minutes

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On this week's episode, the gang has nothing but love for 1989's incredible white guy ninja masterpiece, Blind Fury! Why do all movies with blind characters have other characters "test" them to see if they're actually blind? How lame is this terrible wimp of a villain, MacCready? And how is Chris not impressed by a blind guy chopping a flying squash in half? PLUS: How many Academy Award-winning films have ripped this movie off? Answer: At least two.

Blind Fury stars Rutger Hauer, Terry O'Quinn, Brandon Call, Noble Willingham, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, Nick Cassavetes Meg Foser, and Shô Kosugi; directed by Phillip Noyce.
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0:00.0	And the Hello everyone welcome to We Hate Babies on the Side Show Network.
0:26.8	Thank you for tuning in as always this week.
0:29.7	Um guys, I think I'm in love.
0:32.4	He's back. I think I'm in love. He's back. I think I'm in love. It's a 1989's blind fury directed by Philip Noise starring the delicious Rutgerhauer. Him, capital H.
0:44.0	Yeah, he is back.
0:45.0	The almighty.
0:47.0	And I'm telling you, this is the closest I'm coming on this show.
0:51.0	Like we're over 200 episodes now. This is the closest I've come
0:54.7	to trying to figure out what we're doing here. I think this is a totally great
1:00.2	movie. I had so much freaking fun. I had to get up a busy
1:04.5	ass schedule past couple weeks. We had a lot going on. We had the Gilbert interview
1:08.2	was just recorded yesterday, which by the way you can pick that up if you haven't
1:11.8	checked it out yet our interview with
1:13.5	Gilbert Godfried so you know busy busy busy busy busy I'd wake up at like six
1:18.5	o'clock this morning to watch this week I don't think anyone's ever had to wake up at
1:21.7	six o'clock in the morning to watch a Rutger-Hower
1:24.4	fucking Ninja movie.
1:26.3	No one.
1:27.3	No one.
1:27.8	No one.
1:29.0	But I did.
1:29.7	And it was a great way to come up with the sun.
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