Have you ever been lectured on the horrors of fast food?

Have you been warned about the long-term health implications of frequenting Mickey D's or one of its competitors?

Have you ever eaten so many slices or tacos or chicken nuggets that you frightened yourself?

Fast food can be scary.

Welcome to Strange and Unexplained with me, Daisy Egan.

When I'm not trying desperately to eat healthy and encouraging a balanced diet for my family,

I am huddled in my driver's seat dipping my egg McMuffin into my Frosty McFlurry or whatever the

hell they call it. Come on, everyone eats fast food sometimes. Some people eat it as a regular

part of their diet, while others reserve it for road trips, busy days, late nights, and those special

moments when you want to support anti-LGBQIA plus lobbyists with your food dollars. Either way, fast food is an

undeniable part of the landscape of American life. But what if I told you it is also a part of

the landscape of American death and not the way you're thinking? Today we will be exploring the

secret menu of fast food hauntings that plague fast food restaurants across the country and the creepy residue they leave behind.

And I don't mean the French fry grease. Miami'sburg, Ohio is a little suburb of Dayton, Ohio, but long ago, before it was incorporated, it was a little hamlet known as

Holesville. I guess I'm not surprised they changed the name. Wow, I can already see the

fast food associations. Miami's burger. Donut Holesville. Oh my God. Okay. Anyway, if there was an

old-timey Pirates map of Miami'sburg, on that map would be in Arby's.

You know Arby's.

They have the meats, or so they say.

And it would seem they have more than that.

Fun fact, I was well into my 30s before I learned that Arby's was a phonetic spelling for the letters R and B, which stand for roast beef, which, I guess,

is the main menu offering at Arby's. However, Arby's Twitter account will tell you that the

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