Stop laughing, this is erotic.

I'm on a new medication and I think it's making me lose to me.

I would have been a Ted Bundy victim.

Yeah, I had no idea that so many people out there felt the same way.

I died.

Now I want a peanut colada.

And a quiet taste.

I've hit the point where I am only wearing blankets now.

That's all I'm hearing.

I have multiple of the no fur blankets.

What are those called?

Unhide.

I have multiple of these blankets and I just, that's all I'm wearing now.

I wrap them around myself.

I walk around the house.

I lay in them like a wilderness princess where I have one fur that I lay on and one fur that I drape over me.

Bethany, that is so weird that you're saying this right now because I too have a master collection of non fur furry blankets.

And I've been saving this tiny bottle of really fancy washing machine detergent that's meant for like just your nicest lingerie.

Yeah, except I don't have lingerie so I washed my furry blankets with this fancy detergent.

Oh, that's smart.

They came out gorgeous.

So if you need to know, you can put it in the washing machine, you put it in the dryer and it's going to come out like no.

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