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Teachers Off Duty

S4 Ep35: Teacher Overstimulation is REAL!

Teachers Off Duty

Bored Teachers

Comedy, Stand-up

4.62.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Exploding urinal duckies and tornado drills: just another school day.

Put away your Sunday scaries, it's time for Teachers Off Duty!! Join our hosts, KC Mack, The Angry Gym Teacher: Tom Filline, and HonestTeacherVibes herself: Bri Richardson. (Crowd goes wild!!)

Teaching can be loud and chaotic, just the volume in the hallway is enough to make any teacher want to scream. But the louder the teachers scream, the louder the kids will be. It's a never-ending cycle of noise.

🍎 Featured Stories:
Ring, Alexa, and a Rolex? Imagine teaching a reading group when the classroom phone rings, Alexa mistakenly orders a luxury watch…. "Thank goodness for cancellations! Teacher salaries don’t allow for this!"

Tornado Terrors: Picture this—100 kids and 5 teachers squeezed into a bathroom during a real tornado warning. "Hot, sweaty, chaotic, loud, panic inducing, awful!" Nothing could prepare a teacher for this.

Lizard Chase Mayhem: Half the class thrilled, half terrified, and a tail left wiggling on the floor. "We accidentally chopped off part of its tail and it was wiggling, which caused more chaos!" Say what!?

Milk Shootout: The day two boys discovered they could shoot milk out of their noses. Note it for the record, my guy.

Daily Overload: "I am trying to deliver a lesson, answer the phone, write a bathroom pass, get someone a pencil, check email, answer a question, solve a technology problem and hear an announcement at the SAME TIME all day every day...I am TIRED" We feel you bestie…

Here's a hack for you bestie....
2:45 - Detonating Rubber Duckies
7:30 - Teacher Car Confessions
12:20 - Pineapple Outfit Pandemonium
17:50 - Michael Jackson Dance-off
23:35 - Preschool Circle Survival
28:10 - Mayhem Management Secrets

👉 Tune in to laugh, and perhaps shed a tear with us on this episode!

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Teachers Off Duty Podcast by Bored Teachers!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey best friends on this week's episode of teachers off duty we're talking about all

0:03.6

things over-stimulation in the classroom from urinal dukies to tornado drills to

0:08.3

sitting in the silence of your car after school you don't want to miss it. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:23.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

0:25.0

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello you wonderful educators welcome to another wonderful episode of the teachers off duty

0:42.2

podcast the board teachers comedy tour take over the If you can be serious for one day,

0:54.0

I was serious.

0:55.0

What's your master plan, mega mind?

0:58.0

My master plan is for all educators in the entire world to laugh.

1:02.0

I don't know.

1:05.0

Are you okay?

1:06.0

Okay.

1:07.0

It's the best I could do.

1:08.0

It's like an evil laugh though.

1:09.0

I know, you're right, let me try this.

1:11.0

My master plan is for all the educators in the world to laugh.

1:14.5

No, you know what, that was better.

1:19.2

That was good.

1:20.2

That was good.

1:21.2

That was good.

1:22.2

Who's my wonderful people that I have to my best friends, honest teacher vibes?

1:25.0

They know you. Hey, angry gym teacher here.

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