S4 Ep23: How We'd Write the Perfect Elvis Presley Biopic

Two Idiot Girls

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Comedy, Improv, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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hi lil bb freaksssss!!! because we've been cackling at the sister/bestie dictionary trend on TikTok, we thought we'd have y'all send in yours! in this episode we talked about our vacaciones!!!, the origins of so many of our bits, and MOST importantly the difference between a turd vs. a Terd -- the answer may shock YOU.

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0:00.0	All right, fun. Looking back to another episode of Two In It Girls.
0:14.0	Whoa!
0:17.0	How you doing?
0:20.0	Stick them up.
0:21.0	Put the money in the bag.
0:24.0	He's like, checking please.
0:26.0	And then he says, you have $0.0.0.
0:28.0	And he's like, okay, thank you.
0:30.0	I'm over here, because you can't see.
0:34.0	Sir, sir.
0:36.0	He's like, um, checking please.
0:39.0	So funny.
0:42.0	I'm good.
0:44.0	What have you been up to?
0:46.0	I went to the mall by myself today and was really scary but I did a good job.
0:50.0	Yeah, called me like eight times.
0:52.0	Well, there were a lot of complications.
0:54.0	There sure were, girl.
0:56.0	But I went to Lush because I wanted to try their perfumes,
0:59.0	because I'm trying to find new scents,
1:01.0	and I'm convinced everyone that they like to buy a sense there.
1:04.8	Like I love Lush or nothing wrong with you.
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