Hello, welcome to the White Noise podcast.

Episode 16.

Oh, sweet 16.

This week, I'm joined by Tom Looney.

Looney.

Looney.

Looney.

And our special guest, the one, the only, Chris, M.D. Chris M, Chris MD. Is that your thing? Of course, though, I'd try it. It works. Do you know what, you've got to try things. You've got to try something. It's the only way you've ever found out. Wait till you see what we have. This is how it's done. And over in the corner, it is Jammo.

Jammo! Jammo! Jammo! Jammo! Hey, Jamo. Is that new? Jamo Italiano. Why Jamo? What does Jamo mean? Ethan James, Jammah. Ah. It's really true. A few weeks to realize. He's only just realized. Someone was there. you realize that the same point is in

how are you Gemma

I'm good

Tom didn't know realise. He's only just realised. Someone was there. You realised with the same boy he's in.

How are you, Gemma? I'm good. Tom didn't know my actual name for about three weeks. Yeah, he's going with Nathan for a while. I kept saying Nathan. Boy, clicking for a bit. The way my brain works, it's all over the place in there. And it's scattered. I thought we'd kind of dealt with it and moved on, but alas.

He's not alas. No diversity on this show. Way too much. Do you think we'll ever have a woman? We could do. I bet we bloody will. Do you think? I bet we bloody will one day. We don't have Max Smith today. He said he got bitten. He said he got bitten. I said, what, by a dog? He said, no, on the train on Sunday. By a horsefly. No, no, no, no. I suggested horse fly. You suggested it. Because I thought horse fly, that's a bad bite. That's the only bike could possibly be. I think it could be just like a mosquito or something. He went to me, he went, Stephen, you know I wouldn't miss this. And I said, Max, we're filming a special today. Yeah, it's a big day for us. Huge. With Chris and Dee. I hope he's, you know, either perished or got some serious condition by the time this comes out.

So at least he's missed it for a good reason.

For honorable reason.

To make it valid.

Because at the moment.

I was saying this before to you, every time that I try and film with Max or we have some sort of shoot involving Max. He makes himself very scarce whenever Chris.

He's busy at work.

I mean, work schmirk, mate.

That's what I say.

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